The Secret Of Monkey Island Special Edition - RELOADED

Đánh với mấy thằng hải tặc ngoài kiếm đủ mấy câu chửi rồi mới đánh sword master.


Insult đối với mấy thằng ở ngoài

<insult> This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
<comeback>And I´ve got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

<insult> Soon you´ll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
<comeback>First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.

<insult> My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
<comeback>So you got that job as janitor, after all.

<insult> People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
<comeback>Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

<insult> I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
<comeback>He must have taught you everything you know.

<insult> You make me want to puke.
<comeback>You make me think somebody already did.

<insult> Nobody´s ever drawn blood from me and no body ever will.
<comeback>You run THAT fast?

<insult> You fight like a dairy farmer.
<comeback>How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

<insult> I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
<comeback>I hope now you´ve learned to stop picking your nose.

<insult> Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
<comeback>Why, did you want to borrow one?

<insult> I´ve heard you were a contemptible sneak.
<comeback>Too bad no one´s ever heard of YOU at all.

<insult> You´re no match for my brains, you poor fool.
<comeback>I´d be in real trouble if you ever used them.

<insult> You have the manners of a begger.
<comeback>I wanted to make sure you´d feel comfortable with me.

<insult> I´m not going to take your insolence sitting down!
<comeback>Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

<insult> There are no words for how disgusting you are.
<comeback>Yes there are. You just never learned them.

<insult> I´ve spoken with apes more polite then you.
<comeback>I´m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Insult đối với swordmaster

<insult> I´ve got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
<comeback>And I´ve got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

<insult> My tonge is sharper then any sword.
<comeback>First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

<insult> My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
<comeback>So you got that job as a janitor, after all.

<insult> My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
<comeback>Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

<insult> Only once have I met such a coward!
<comeback>He must have taught you everything you know.

<insult> If your brother´s like you, better to marry a pig.
<comeback>You make me think somebody already has.

<insult> No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
<comeback>You run THAT fast?

<insult> I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
<comeback>How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

<insult> My last fight ended with my hands coverd with blood.
<comeback>I hope now you´ve learned to stop picking your nose.

<insult> I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
<comeback>Why, did you want to borrow one?

<insult> My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
<comeback>Too bad no one´s ever heard of YOU at all.

<insult> I´ve got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
<comeback>I´d be in real trouble if you ever used them.

<insult> Every word you say to me is stupid.
<comeback>I wanted to make sure you´d feel comfortable with me.

<insult> You are a pain in the backside, sir!
<comeback>Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

<insult> There are no clever moves that can help you now.
<comeback>Yes there are. You just never learned them.

<insult> Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
<comeback>I´m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

<insult> I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
<comeback>Even BEFORE they smell your breath?