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What does "bs" mean dude, bullshjting ?

And what did you mean by the examiner look impressed by you?

Thanks alot, tomorrow I'll take the exam

Man, consider putting some comma between your sentence dood. You know you can't brain f*ck anyone here already, so don't try to act tough

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Dude

 

yes I do.
btw I almost got 8.5 for IELTS :( r/l/w/s: 9/9/7/7.5

can't believe I got that low for writing though, so take my advice at your own risk

 

You got a 9 speak?? or 7.5 ..

And what does "bs" mean

anw, congratulation on your result, wish me luck for tomorrow

 

7.5 speaking lol, typo :P so close :(

 

Dude, at least tell me what does "bs" mean :( I'm serious man ..

 

yes, it means bullshit, just write as much as you can

 

Really dude ...

Cool, I will make sure my shjt make sense to them, thanks

 

I believe my choice of vocabulary appeared to be quite legitimate?

 

Indeed my most excellent colleague. Your proposal, albeit considerably different from my speculation, concocted by a mental complex conspicuously skeptical about contempts perfectly held spoken yet partially unveiled through inveterate proclivity for speeches devoid of verbal selection, excels in coherence and hence may very well be considered an exemplary use of rhetorically reprimanding literary devices.

I would be, with ineffable pleasure and compunction I must confess, much obliged to effectuate your inquisition should the code of English Grammar which I strictly adhere to demands so.

 

Indeed, my unfathomable fervour of disquietude of the degeneration of the nature of authentic English grammar and vocabulary induced by aggregate exercising of unrefined and inferior by sections of near untermensch of the society unyieldingly beseeches me to acquiesce to our kind sir Isara and his intention to remain utilizing his most diverse and structurally precise vocabulary in articulation.

 

The world sometimes shouldn't make a miracle happens, but I'm afraid it made a mistake some decade ago, by blessing a miracle to your ancestor, those led to your creation, my friend; with that in mind, I hope, that you, with the bless of knowledge from those you called "Intructor", would become more and more not so hopeless, without our friendly translating device; and this I note you my friend, make sure to check the word you are going to use, or else, I will looking down at you, and smirk: "Child Speak".

 

While you might be confused at his overuse of flowery languages, it would seem he is not in the wrong in adopting such common grammars. Once you get used to his make-believe grandiloquent speeches, you would see how he use almost the same patterns, or I would call them tricks, all the times.

 

Oh god, finally finished the test

Can't say I done well, but at least, I filled them all

For the Writing test then, the first task I wrote about one and half a sheet. The 2nd I gave it 2 page straight, pretty neat ...

Hope my score not so mucked up, else 150 bucks out of the window :(..

 

now there are two Isara. Just great, eh?

 

^
How many pages you spend on each task btw, never heard ya mention it ..

 

2?
Nein, me estas YSERA de student
Btw, 'de' is in chinese, not da european 'de'

 

well, 2 for both. I may have over-bs though, because I cant explain how else I could have gotten such low W score

 

When I took the test I extended my analysis of the graph and interpretation of the argument presented by the second task to the third page in both sections and returned home with a right palm dislocated and a mind traumatized.

 

^At least u still can return home...

 

Whatever code of English grammar you are following, it is clear that you do not very well understand the rules of punctuation, as there should be a comma after the part 'When I took the test', the grammatical term of which I cannot recall