Just for Laugh

How about old fart Lewis ( sr if that one's old )

I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on the side
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an Englishman in New York

See me walking down Fifth Avenue
A walking cane here at my side
I take it everywhere I walk
I'm an Englishman in New York

I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York

If "manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say

I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York

Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety
You could end up as the only one
Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society
At night a candle's brighter than the sun

Takes more than combat gear to make a man
Takes more than license for a gun
Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
A gentleman will walk but never run

If "manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say

I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
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Sorry. I make a mistake. Some of them not all of them . And it's just for laugh

 

hey guyz, I have few funny comment

Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Dont let a guy get between your legs. He says your cute, he says your fine. Nine months later, he says "its not mine!"

Boy:I think you are ABCDEFGHIJK.
Girl:What is that mean?
Boy:Adorable, beautiful, charming, delightful, elegent, fiesty, gorgeous and hot.
Girl:What is IJK mean?
Boy:I'm just kidding.

A girl calls 911 operator:911,whats your emergency?girl:MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!operator:where do you live?girl:IN THE HOUSE THATS ON FIRE.

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."

 

you can never tell this verbally

 

I saw that on the 50thbox ->


bored

 

Epic web comic with amazing digital art
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Guys, watch this one .. this vid makes me give my stomach pain!

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Try this one http://www.slideshare.net/chulee/toilets-of-the-world-2333876 .Who dares to use this kind of toilet

 

: that funny in the end...
copy from http://www.asianjoke.com/general/asian_breasts.htm

A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, "Why are you selling women's breast?" The butcher replied, "In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women's breast can increase men's sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis."

Hearing about the "enlarging the pen**" the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast."

"Give me the price of each!", said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says. "White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound."

The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies.

"No no no, you don't understand," the butcher explains, "you don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!"

 

that joke is childish, not funny and offensive to women

 

The best way to deal with Trolls is to IGNORE them.​

 

sure, calling yourself a troll after your failed effort was called out was so 2004
now, you should call yourself a brat
and the only one licensed to troll here is yours truly, so watch it

 

what about a funny story ? i have no idea if someone posted this b4 but it's really hilarious. just wanna share. ^^ ( i'm a newbie !) ^^
BOY: girl, u r A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-L-K-J
GIRL: what does that mean ???
BOY: Attractive-Brillant-Cute-Darling-Elegant-Funny-Gorgeous-Hot
GIRL: awwww !!! what does I-J-K mean ???
Boy: I'm Just Kidding !!!

 

someone helps me translate this sentence to vietnamese.
i don't know the bolded phrase's meaning exactly

 

"I bet you mine is longer soft than yours is hard " and old man said to a teenager.
"Impossible" - the boy said - "I take your bet. How long is yours soft?"
The old man replied: "Eleven years"

 

Yup, gumball is it ^^ !

 

Is this story grammatically wrong?

 

Richard has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him!

 

nah, took it straight out of the Playboy's Party Jokes

is his last name Dick?

 

definitely not
because Dick is a short form of his name- richard