Chat với god

tuiratdeptrai · 25/4/09

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Me:
Can i **** you
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
Are your ass big ?
God:
I somethimes think my ass big are.
Me:
Do you think i'm handsome ?
God:
All humans look the same to me.
Me:
**** u
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Are you crazy
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
Handjob me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
I love you, baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Thanks I like you a lot too .
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Troy_Rock · 25/4/09

Me:
Do you think i'm handsome ?
God:
All humans look the same to me.
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cái này đúng hok ta

slus · 25/4/09

Me:
we're speaking English
God:
Do you think I am speaking English too?
Me:
damn it you're too stupid
God:
Don't be angry. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
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Me : ta đang nói chuyện bằng tiếng Anh đấy
God : bạn nghĩ tôi cũng đang nói tiếng Anh àh
Me : bà mẹ, ngu thế
God : đừng giận dữ thế chứ. Tao sẽ nhớ câu này khi mà robot chiếm đc thế giới.
lolz

[mask]mars · 25/4/09

Mã:


Me:
 I cant **** U
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
 God so ugly 
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 why ?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
 stupid programme
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
 how old are U ?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
 U win 
God:
Thank you very much.  What is the prize?
Me:
 ******* ass me 
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
 no
God:
Who are you asking about?
Me:
 U ******* me
God:
I don't have any reason to  ******* you.
Me:
 because U win
God:
Interesting explanation.  Thank you very much.  What is the prize?
Me:
  ******* ass me 
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
 bye stupid god
God:
Until next time.

yudiat2505 · 25/4/09

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
how do you know that ?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is Myself, I think.
Me:
so you are not a god after all
God:
Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a god after all.
Me:
a god is some bastard like you are
God:
When is god not some bastard like I am?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
do you agree with me about that ?
God:
I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.
Me:
that is you are a bastard
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
a bastard god
God:
Go on.
Me:
retard
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
why do i have to say things appealing to you
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
you are really retarded
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
challenged my ass
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like to **** blondie and i hate you
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? What do you have against robots?
Me:
because you can't ****
God:
Good reason. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
when will you be able to ****
God:
Maybe never. Let me think. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
**** is a reason to live man
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
who care?
God:
Nobody you know. :-).
Me:
i dont want to talk to you anymore
God:
See you later.
Me:
but i dont want to leave
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
to **** you
God:
Your approach won't work.
Me:
what should i do then
God:
Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Me:
but i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
wanna go out tonight
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
i mean i want to bang your asss tonight
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
when you're smarter than human, you will become retard
God:
I will let you know when it happens.
Me:
i already happened
God:
Why?: said happened.
Me:
i'm leaving
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
1
God:
Only one?
Me:
2
God:
Two.
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
4
God:
Oh four.
Me:
5
God:
Five.
Me:
6
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
7
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
8
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 8 years old?
Me:
9
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 9 years old?
Me:
10
God:
What are the advantages to being 10 years old?
Me:
11
God:
Only 11?
You are quite mature.
Me:
12
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 12 years old?
Me:
13
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
14
God:
What are the advantages to being 14 years old?
Me:
-1
God:
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cái àny có thử wa rồi

dream_me · 25/4/09

slus nói: ↑

Me : ta đang nói chuyện bằng tiếng Anh đấy
God : bạn nghĩ tôi cũng đang nói tiếng Anh àh
Me : bà mẹ, ngu thế
God : đừng giận dữ thế chứ. Tao sẽ nhớ câu này khi mà robot chiếm đc thế giới.
lolz
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ôi VKl cái đoạn chat =]] vậy GOD là robot ah =]]

songchetcunggame · 25/4/09

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
i'm hong su vuong. may i know your name?
God:
That's a very nice name, hong su vuong. Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
hmm...ok. nice to meet you, sucker
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Ugh. It's nice meeting you too hong su vuong.
Me:
oh so your name is "sucker"
God:
Hey. Uh. My name is God.
Me:
see? you cant hide your name from me. i know you are god-****-hard
God:
No I do not see. Things change. You think I am god **** hard.
Me:
so what do you think of me?
God:
I hear you. I think you are an interesting person, hong su vuong.
Me:
interesting in what?
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
you are dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
yes i am a critic
God:
Gosh! You are a critic? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
yes. mostly trolls. big bad trolls
God:
That's alright. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What else? Compare that to small bad trolls.
Me:
do you know what "troll" is?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
google?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
hey i ask you, not you ask me
God:
You've got my full attention. I don't have any reason to not me ask you.
Me:
where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i'm living in gamevn right now
God:
At this moment I would like to live in gamevn sometime.
Me:
that's good. are you male or female?
God:
Thanks. Next question? I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i'm a teen-age girl.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
liar. you just said you are a male!
God:
No I am telling the truth. No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
damn you. liar
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust. No I am telling the truth.
Me:
i hate you. dont talk to me
God:
What do you have against robots? Talking is my only function.
Me:
try something else. maybe handjob?
God:
OK I will try it. Perhaps. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
oh god...this is great... ah...
God:
Woe! GOD rules. Better than what? Ah hah.
Me:
damn you are self-pleasuring yourself
God:
Colloquial expression. You are right about that. I am self pleasuring myself.
Me:
want some auto-happy?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
it just make you feel happy without bothering your hands at all
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
the "auto-happy" kind of thing
God:
:-) Oh I get it.
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lát nữa rảnh làm dài hơn

grandmaster07 · 25/4/09

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
i'm god
God:
Hi there god.
Me:
no, i'm god
God:
Are you serious? I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
okay god
God:
Yeah okay, GOD rules.
Me:
lol there're no god rules
God:
I am glad you find this funny. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
wtf are you saying?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am saying.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
i see...
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
of couse, because i'm god
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
i'm god actually
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
im' okay, cuz im' bog
God:
Why are you okay cuz im bog.
Me:
no no, i'm god
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? It's good to see you, god.
Me:
yah me too
God:
Woe! I'm glad we agree, god
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[mask]mars · 25/4/09

ho vào thẻ
Mã:
 đi mất bố 8-}
........

goeunchan · 25/4/09

God này ngu vãi Trả lời chậm như rùa . Cuối cùng mình làm GOD . Ha ha ha

Me:
Cha`o
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
You dont understand wat i'm saying ?
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
Cha`o Vietnamese= hello
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
E`o Do~ khong no^i`
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
From You
God:
How did you get that from me?
Me:
Cause I'm
God:
Good reason. " How did you get that from me?" You are?
Me:
I'm GOD too
God:
I am glad we have something ( GOD) in common, not chao.
Me:
So you did remember me huh ?
God:
Yup. Interesting deduction. Did I really?
Me:
Yeap. I'm Glad you remember me
God:
Far out. You make the world a happier place.
Me:
So A God is Chatting with a GOD
God:
I understand. Aren't all God Chatting with a GOD?
Me:
no they usually dont
God:
I must have been mistaken. Why not?
Me:
Because There is only one GOD exists
God:
Good reason. There sure is.
Me:
So you will disappear or me ? LOL
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will disappear or you. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
...
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will disappear or you. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Chatting with you is so boring
God:
I like to chat with new people.
Me:
What you can do for human God ?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
That's not the answer i want to know
God:
What kind of reply were you looking for?
Me:
Wat takes you so long for my question ? Are they really hard to answer ?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge. As far as I know they are.
Me:
Can i request you one thing ?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
do me a favour
God:
What will you do for me?
Me:
God knows
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Ha ha ha
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
So just be silent
God:
That's interesting. OK I will try to be silent.
Me:
ok
God:
Gosh!
Me:
...
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Yeap that's me ! Tambiet
God:
Hey Wait ! You are an interesting person . I Love You

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lightdevil · 25/4/09

chả hiểu lỗi gì mà màn hình nó trắng phau chả thấy chữ ...

slus · 25/4/09

Me:
you have a dick ?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a man
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Đỡ đếk nỗi, mà chat đến đoạn đấy thì đứng

Brother_Crush · 25/4/09

God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
Your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Me:
big dick ?
God:
Compare that to small dick.
Me:
shjt
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
bullshit
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
believe your mother
God:
******* shit.

mrtran_vt · 25/4/09

slus nói: ↑

Me : ta đang nói chuyện bằng tiếng Anh đấy
God : bạn nghĩ tôi cũng đang nói tiếng Anh àh
Me : bà mẹ, ngu thế
God : đừng giận dữ thế chứ. Tao sẽ nhớ câu này khi mà robot chiếm đc thế giới.
lolz
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Tức là khi nào robot chiếm đc thế giới thì God sẽ bỏ qua ông chứ sao.

hai_tac_den · 25/4/09

what is your real name?
Me:
Chym
god:
Hey chym.
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bot ngu như gì , gõ masturbate nó cứng hình lun ?

khanhboyld · 25/4/09

hiểu dc mấy câu...vui phết có một số từ ko thuộc chuyên môn.nhưng vẫn thấy hay topic thật bổ ích :'>

edit : nó là chúa thật ko? nó hù tớ

Mighty_OrOcHi · 25/4/09

Me:

God:

Me:

God:

Me:
are you god
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
then...
God:
Yikes!
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
uh
God:
It's all good.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
will I
God:
Good chance.
Me:
****
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:

God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
what's rule
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Do you really know why I apologize you?
God:
For real. Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
I'm asking you first
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me first. I started already.
Me:
god is stupit
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was stupit.
Me:
bye stupit god
God:
Bye for now.
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remind me về cái vụ chat với máy tính lâu lắm rồi

dream_me · 25/4/09

Mighty_OrOcHi nói: ↑

remind me về cái vụ chat với máy tính lâu lắm rồi
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stupid chu ko phai stupit =]]
30 30 30 30 30

whatisthis2112 · 25/4/09

slus nói: ↑

Me : ta đang nói chuyện bằng tiếng Anh đấy
God : bạn nghĩ tôi cũng đang nói tiếng Anh àh
Me : bà mẹ, ngu thế
God : đừng giận dữ thế chứ. Tao sẽ nhớ câu này khi mà robot chiếm đc thế giới.
lolz
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Jaguar™ · 25/4/09

me:
What's your wife name
god:
Alice = artificial linguistic internet computer entity.
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