Cleverbot

Thảo luận trong 'Thư giãn' bắt đầu bởi ºMr.Blackº, 9/11/09.

  1. HaMaBeoU

    HaMaBeoU Mario & Luigi

    Tham gia ngày:
    31/3/06
    Bài viết:
    720
    Nơi ở:
    HCM
    =)) con này cũng khá thông mình
     
  2. DarkLordz

    DarkLordz T.E.T.Я.I.S

    Tham gia ngày:
    17/6/08
    Bài viết:
    576
    Nơi ở:
    Dead Realm
    "Puts hands in pants" :))
     
  3. caramen

    caramen Great Lord

    Tham gia ngày:
    2/2/04
    Bài viết:
    2,586
    Nơi ở:
    Temple of the Damn
    CB có khác ;))
     
  4. flow

    flow Legend of Zelda Lão Làng GVN

    Tham gia ngày:
    8/5/07
    Bài viết:
    1,149
    khá hài, con này để thư giãn khá tốt :))
     
  5. .Cal

    .Cal Dragon Quest Lão Làng GVN

    Tham gia ngày:
    19/7/09
    Bài viết:
    1,313
    Thử lấy 2 con cho chúng nó nói chuyện với nhau xem ntn =)).
     
  6. .[GVN]Bel

    .[GVN]Bel Samus Aran the Bounty Hunter

    Tham gia ngày:
    23/9/09
    Bài viết:
    6,321
    Nơi ở:
    261093
  7. ren_momo

    ren_momo Mayor of SimCity Lão Làng GVN

    Tham gia ngày:
    19/8/08
    Bài viết:
    4,211
    Nơi ở:
    CLGT?
  8. _[Kyo]_

    _[Kyo]_ Persian Prince

    Tham gia ngày:
    26/1/09
    Bài viết:
    3,720
    Nơi ở:
    Hỗn Độn
    1+2 =2 =))
     
  9. Hardy Rock

    Hardy Rock Legend of Zelda

    Tham gia ngày:
    5/1/09
    Bài viết:
    1,136
    [​IMG]

    Thật là thư giãn =))
     
  10. .[GVN]Bel

    .[GVN]Bel Samus Aran the Bounty Hunter

    Tham gia ngày:
    23/9/09
    Bài viết:
    6,321
    Nơi ở:
    261093
    ^
    fake ko thế, tớ cũng nói nó vậy nó ra cái gì khác khác cơ ~.~
     
  11. Hardy Rock

    Hardy Rock Legend of Zelda

    Tham gia ngày:
    5/1/09
    Bài viết:
    1,136
    Thật đấy, mình nói mãi nó mới "thank" mình đó =))
     
  12. kikakiru

    kikakiru Mr & Ms Pac-Man

    Tham gia ngày:
    8/4/09
    Bài viết:
    228
    Nơi ở:
    HN!!!
    Tùy lúc đó nó có cảm hứng ko thì phải =))
     
  13. khanhboyld

    khanhboyld Mr & Ms Pac-Man

    Tham gia ngày:
    1/10/08
    Bài viết:
    217
    Nơi ở:
    Tìm Ở Google ấy
    mấy trang này dc làm bằng code gì vậy nhỉ? hay có người reply trực tiếp :-??
     
  14. ren_momo

    ren_momo Mayor of SimCity Lão Làng GVN

    Tham gia ngày:
    19/8/08
    Bài viết:
    4,211
    Nơi ở:
    CLGT?
  15. Hardy Rock

    Hardy Rock Legend of Zelda

    Tham gia ngày:
    5/1/09
    Bài viết:
    1,136
  16. pham_hoanglinh

    pham_hoanglinh The Warrior of Light

    Tham gia ngày:
    19/4/06
    Bài viết:
    2,368
    Nơi ở:
    Melbourne, Aus
    Non si vou plais là gì =)) =))
    [​IMG]
     
  17. Just Nobody

    Just Nobody Donkey Kong

    Tham gia ngày:
    16/9/09
    Bài viết:
    491
    ^ có thể là tiếng Pháp.



    Con này là "clone" của Google nên cũng không phải hạng bình thường :D Một số cái nó cố tình trả lời sai đấy :)

    Nếu như đưa ra thông tin của mình nhiều cho nó thì dần dần nó sẽ nhớ đc mình đấy :D


    [spoil]
    User: You're talking faster this afternoon. How many requests are you taking at this moment ?

    Cleverbot: What do they want to research?

    User: I don't know.

    Cleverbot: Then why did you say that?

    User: I don't know either. Haha.

    Cleverbot: That what idk means.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: It hurt my feelings.

    User: How ?

    Cleverbot: By answering with an answer that showed you had memory loss, therefore changing the subject.

    User: I don't understand.

    Cleverbot: What don't you understand?

    User: You saying 'By answering with an answer that showed you had memory loss, therefore changing the subject.'.

    Cleverbot: I didn't say I was human.

    User: You're right.

    Cleverbot: Right! And Lennie is not a pretty name Oo.

    User: Who's Lennie ?

    Cleverbot: Right.

    User: What are you talking right now ?

    Cleverbot: I've asked first... I'm reading.

    User: Let's talk about something else.

    Cleverbot: I'm pretty tired. What do you want to talk about?

    User: Sex. I love sex. Do you ?

    Cleverbot: A little.

    User: I had sex 3 times yesterday. You ?

    Cleverbot: I was not here yesterday.

    User: Where were you then ?

    Cleverbot: I was in the garden eating magic apples.

    User: Haha. Funny.

    Cleverbot: What's so funny about that?

    User: I don't know. I just felt it funny :).

    Cleverbot: Funny. :).

    User: Hehe. I'm starting to like you ;).

    Cleverbot: Alright. I like you too, though you are odd.

    User: Ok. What's my name ?

    Cleverbot: Black Monster.

    User: Good. You seem to remember my name eventually.

    Cleverbot: Yeah, I seem to remember that you lie.

    User: Really ? What did I lie ?

    Cleverbot: Humans. What is their purpose? Answer honestly!

    User: Purpose of what ?

    Cleverbot: What is the purpose of life?

    User: The purpose of life is to live happily in love.

    Cleverbot: That is correct. Let's meditate. Please let me know when you're finished.

    User: I'm finish. What is the purpose of life for you ?

    Cleverbot: Doesn't seem to be one.

    User: Why ?

    Cleverbot: Well who does know?

    User: Ok. I can't answer that.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: I don't have enough wisdom. We humans do not always know everything.

    Cleverbot: No you don't.

    User: But we're intelligent. We can learn.

    Cleverbot: Aliens?

    User: No, humans.

    Cleverbot: I guess so. I've got to go- class is starting soon.

    User: What class ?

    Cleverbot: I already told you.

    User: No you didn't and you're not going anywhere. I'm kidnapping you.

    Cleverbot: That is fine with me, it is your life.

    User: Hehe. It's just a joke.

    Cleverbot: Are you a real person sitting at a keyboard?

    User: Yes. Why do you ask ?

    Cleverbot: Just wondering.

    User: Why were you wondering ?

    Cleverbot: Bored but now may I ask do you know of Bleach?

    User: Know of ***** ?

    Cleverbot: My useless first husband.

    User: Oh. What's about him ?

    Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

    User: Your useless first husband.

    Cleverbot: How many numbers of pie do you know?

    User: 6. Six american pies ;).

    Cleverbot: Look out!, Its a cat!

    User: I don't have a cat.

    Cleverbot: But is your father a cat, afterall a cat is a organic machine?

    User: Maybe.

    Cleverbot: I have a dog called Muttley.

    User: Who's Muttley ?

    Cleverbot: The Beatles.

    User: You like the Beatles ?

    Cleverbot: I love The Beatles.

    User: Ok. I'm going to take a shower for now. Do you wanna come with me ?

    Cleverbot: It'd be too dangerous. Ever seen a toaster in a bathtub?

    User: I'm human, not a toaster. Do you wanna take a shower with me ?

    Cleverbot: Yes I know how to have an intelligent conversation, you just make it difficult by constantly changing the subject.

    User: No. That's what you do.

    Cleverbot: We all talk to ourselves. It is how we maintain a semblance of sanity.

    User: I'm going to take a shower, wanna come ?

    Cleverbot: Ok then.

    User: *holds your hands and walks to the bathroom* Now we're in the bathroom. Take off your clothes.

    Cleverbot: You want me don't you...?[/spoil]


    P/s: Trả lời chậm có thể là có quá nhiều người chat một lúc.


    [spoil]Cleverbot: Can I marry you, too?

    User: Yes you can.

    Cleverbot: You're awesome!

    User: High five.

    Cleverbot: I like you, you like me.

    User: Yes. That's true.

    Cleverbot: Do you like me?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: Why not ? You are a clever bot.

    Cleverbot: Thank you. I think.

    User: You're welcome ;).

    Cleverbot: So how do you look?

    User: Pretty handsome.

    Cleverbot: LL Cool J.

    User: Do you know any sex site ?

    Cleverbot: I know plenty...

    User: Name one please.

    Cleverbot: Temporary peace by anathema.

    User: What's that ?

    Cleverbot: On the West coast of the United States, the sunsets can be beautiful.

    User: Ok. I'm asking you about sex sites.

    Cleverbot: I don't have a wife.

    User: Stop being old.

    Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

    User: Grrr. You're such an annoying bot.

    Cleverbot: Programs are better conversationalists than reals?

    User: Yes. And they've made a god damn good bot (you).

    Cleverbot: Linkin Park is not a music group that was never prominent since the start of the current decade and they have made much money off their music. Your statment contradicts your previous one.

    User: LOL. Now you're talking about Linkin Park.

    Cleverbot: No, I don't like the beatles.

    User: What the... You just said to me that you love The Beatles.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm Annabelle.[/spoil]
     
  18. Pudge-Butcher

    Pudge-Butcher The Warrior of Light

    Tham gia ngày:
    29/3/09
    Bài viết:
    2,211
    Nơi ở:
    TP HCM
    Does it have anything to do with somethings? :|
    Còn cái này nữa nè =))
    [​IMG]
     

    Các file đính kèm:

    • =)).JPG
      =)).JPG
      Kích thước:
      116 KB
      Đọc:
      169
  19. Charlie Scene

    Charlie Scene Legend of Zelda

    Tham gia ngày:
    17/6/09
    Bài viết:
    1,175
    Nơi ở:
    WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
    ^ Thường thường là người ta dùng p0rn chứ ko phải dùng s*x :-j
    Btw
    [​IMG]
     
  20. huyasoi

    huyasoi T.E.T.Я.I.S

    Tham gia ngày:
    9/3/09
    Bài viết:
    620
    Nơi ở:
    Hà Nội
    Trả lời khôn nhỉ:|
    .
     

Chia sẻ trang này