█ Papa Feige's Children █ What If...? (22/12/2024)

oscar cũng bỏ tiền ra mua thôi, tính mẹ doanh thu tổng đi cho đỡ rắc rối

 

Nhà M thì muốn tính cả oscar cho phim M éo thuộc MCU thậm chí là hãng khác làm, nhưng nhà D thì chỉ được tính oscar thuộc dceu dù tất cả phim D đều thuộc WB, tự hào phim D cũng éo được tự hào phim ngoài dCEu... khôn như mấy bạn exciter ngày nào nó cũng túm cổ lôi đi một mớ...

 

Thôi. Người ta đã nhạy cảm đến mức viết bài bôi xanh bôi đỏ như karaoke thế thì bỏ qua đê.

 

Thật ra thì chỉ cần tính MCU vs DCEU thôi là đơn giản mà trời. . Mấy cha nội không lấy cái TDK đem gom vào thì chả có thằng nào nó mang SP vào cả. Vậy không phải là đẹp à . Cứ thích nhét vào để hơn thua xong tới người ta nhét lại chối. Vậy giờ thống nhất là so phim thuộc MCU vs DCEU đi cho gọn. Mấy cái ngoài hướng xây dựng của 2 vũ trụ này thì bỏ hết là được chứ gì. Tự hào thì kệ mẹ có ai cấm mà đem đi so sánh chi zậy.

Vậy thì lấy nhiều thế giới phim (không liên kết) so với 1 thế giới là công bằng ? .

Không được, chỉ tính 3 phim đầu thôi, mặc dù phim đầu của 2 bên nó ra cách nhau tới 5 năm lận... À, 3 phim gần nhất cũng không được nhé. Tại vì... không được. Ngoài ra nếu chọn khởi điểm cùng năm cũng khôn được luôn nhé. Lý do là vì ... không được.

 

Thực ra thì nếu so doanh thu, đám nhà hàng có sao Michelin bán hạn chế theo giờ đéo bao giờ đọ lại doanh thu của mỳ Hào Hảo được, tự hào mỳ Hảo Hảo

 

nếu tính oscar theo producer hay studios thì tại sao ta ko chia ra kĩ lưỡng luôn là giải oscar trao cho ai thì tính theo người đó, rồi lấy số tuổi người đó tính theo năm nào đóng cho studios nảo, rồi chia phần trăm ra để dễ tính. Ví dụ oscar cho best picture thì tính producer, oscar cho lead thì tính lead, oscar cho làm tóc/cgi/trang phục... thì tính nguyên team rồi cộng lại chia trung bình ra cho nó hợp lý. Hoặc chúng ta có thể mở rộng ra ngoài cái hộp, tính luôn giải của các guild họp thành ban bầu cử của Oscars vào như Screen Actors Guild, Producers Guild, Writers Guild, Art Directors Guild, Costume Designers Guild, Make-up artist/Hair stylish Guild để cho công bằng nhất. À mà quên để nhìn thêm một mặt của vấn đề chúng ta cũng có thể thêm các giải như Razzie Award, Golden Turkey Award, Stinker Bad Movies Award... để tạo thành một bảng tính excel.

 

Tại sao không đơn giản chỉ so phim thuộc DCEU vs MCU vậy ... .

Tôi nhớ ông có vào comment cười cợt gì đó mà.

 

Again

 

so vậy MCU thua thì sao... Phải làm sao để thắng chứ

 

Thì... thôi chứ ảnh hưởng mẹ gì đâu. Công bằng và đơn giản.

 

Thì MCU có bao giờ thắng đâu bạng, phim truyền hình sao ăn đc điện ảnh?

 

Cái gì đéo đúng ý tao thì nó là trash, cái box này mãi nó thế rồi mà các bạn vẫn còn ngồi đây cãi nhau sao . Dăm ba cái phim 50~100k/vé xem xong rồi thôi mà cũng tốn sức nặn óc để cãi nhau, rảnh vãi lol .

 

em cày 5 ngày mới đc 100k đó , từ tháng 1 tới giờ chưa đi coi phim gì hết

 

Con dogge chết dẫm, siêu phẩm đệ nhất bị nhà người ta chà đạp đến như thế ta nhục không dám khoe mặt lên rồi mi còn summon ta lên để mang cho người ta xài xể hở.
Mi có còn liêm sỉ hay không? Đúng là trash film, trash universe, trash director, trash cả fanboi

 

đệt có tuồng ta bảo mi lên xem thôi mà

 

ĐM cày 5 ngày được 100kUSD, chỉ pít ước :(

 

All oscar are trash but some more trashy than others.
Đi tự nhục tiếp đây

 

hàng nóng leak full morbius.

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To protect my identity, I can't reveal how I know any of this but for those interested, here's the plot:

• The film opens with Michael Morbius being awarded a Nobel Prize for his involvement in medical research. During his acceptance speech he faints.
  
  
• The film cuts to black and then cuts to Michael as a young child at school being bullied because he can't walk. This is then broken up by Emil Nikos (Jared Harris) who is a doctor working at the scool.
  
  
• Cut to adult Michael having a discussion with Nikos, explaining that his disease is getting worse and he suspects he doesn't have long to live. He thanks Nikos for sticking with him throughout his life.
  
  
• Cut to young Michael in a hospital ward playing chess against Nikos. Nikos encourages Michael to peruse becoming a doctor and finding a cure for his disease. Nikos is then told he has to see another patient and Michael continues playing chess by himself.
  
  
• Cut to Michael in hospital in New York helping a young girl who has cancer, he then goes to take his medication. He is stopped by Loxias Crown (Matt Smith) who Michael doesn't know. Crown gives him a briefcase and his card. He tells Michael that these may help him find a cure.
  
  
• Cut to Michael being injected his medication by his wife, Martine Bancroft (Adria Arjona). During this scene Michael explains once again how he suspects he doesn't have long to live.
  
  
• Michael and Bancroft walk to their lab. Michael says he needs to try more radical ways to cure himself. Michael opens the briefcase. Inside is a dead bat and a giant knife, looks more like a machete. Michael is confused but studies the bat and find out it's a vampire bat but nothing else.
  
  
• Once Bancroft leaves, Michael calls Crown and asks about the artifacts. Crown explains that he once suffered from the same disease and tells him about a cave in Brazil.
  
  
• Michael tells Bancroft that he needs to go to this cave so he can be cured. Bancroft warns against it but Michael doesn't listen.
  
  
• Cut to Michael in a helicopter on the way to the cave. There's voiceover from Crown while this is happening, explaining what Michael has to do. Once he arrives he pays everyone off. Some kind of machine opens up from the ground and and Michael cuts his hand and presses it against these strings within the machine. Bats fly towards his hand and then outside the cave, killing everyone else that was in the helicopter. Michael passes out. Cut to black.
  
  
• Cut back to Michael waking up. He wanders Brazil for a bit then sneaks onto a cargo ship headed to New York. He starts hiding and shivering. He's slowly transforming into a vampire. He also eats a live rat.
  
  
• The ship is attacked by pirates. This is the film's first real action scene. Morbius starts killing off the pirates. Throughout this scene he's obscured by shadow or it's a POV shot. It reminded me of a scene out of the Alien franchise. We only get a good look at him at the end of the scene and it's the shot from the trailers. Morbius then jumps off the ship and starts swimming.
  
  
• Michael wakes up back in New York and not sure what happened. Michael crawls into a bar and tells the bartender to call an ambulance. During this scene Michael watches the TV and it's none other than J Jonah Jameson (J.K Simmons) talking about dead bodies mysteriously found on a cargo ship. Michael then gets flashbacks.
  
  
• The ambulance arrives and he's rushed back to the hospital he works and tells everyone that he was mugged and his crutches were stolen. Once he's in his lab, he tells Bancroft and Nikos what really happened and he locks himself in containment to protect them.
  
  
• Michael's thirst for blood becomes too strong and he breaks out. Bancroft and Nikos escape but he runs after a doctor/nurse working there and is shot by security guards. Bancroft then injects Morbius with something and he's knocked out.
  
  
• Michael wakes up in his lab and finds a tomb there. There's a note on it that says "All the answers you seek lie within - Loxias" Michael opens it to find a skeleton wearing a comic accurate Morbius suit which Michael laughs at. The tomb is also covered in some ancient language and Michael doesn't know how but he's able to read it.
  
  
• Cut to Simon Stroud (Tyrese Gibson) investigating what caused the death of the pirates. Simon believes it was something supernatural that caused it which the others laugh off. Simon also has a mechanical gauntlet on his right arm that gives him super strength in that arm. It's mentioned that the gauntlet is from Oscorp.
  
  
• Meanwhile there's a montage of Michael testing out his new abilities, a lot of this is seen in the trailers.
  
  
• Simon visits Emil Nikos and starts asking him questions about Michael.
  
  
• Meanwhile Loxias Crown is in some kind of lab in the sewers and revealed to be incredibly skinny and has tattoos all over his body. He collapses.
  
  
• Cut to the tomb in Michael's lab opening itself up. The skeleton in it starts fighting Morbius. This is the best scene in the movie just because of how bonkers it is. Morbius defeats it by crushing its skull and then the skeleton's costume attaches itself to Morbius.
  
  
• Loxias wakes up and casts some kind of spell on himself. He then walks onto some train tracks and stops a train with his weird magic spell. He then sucks the life out of everyone onboard until he regains his strength and looks like normal Matt Smith.
  
  
• Loxias senses that Simon Stroud is going to ruin his plan and he possesses Morbius, who flies over to Niko's house to kill Stroud. Stroud is able to put up a fight with Morbius because of his gauntlet and Nikos is killed during the fight, leading Michael to snap out of it. Michael allows Stroud to arrest him.
  
  
• He's sent to San Quentin State Prison and his inmate is Adrien Toomes (Michael Keaton) who makes a joke about how him getting blipped technically meant he got a shorter sentence.
  
  
• During the night Michael sees Loxias Crown in some kind of ghost form and tells Michael to meet him in New York or he'll kill Martine Bancroft. Michael builds up his power and breaks out of the prison while floating and being surrounded by bats. This somehow leads to all electricity being cut off within the prison and everyone is set free. A prison riot ensues.
  
  
• Toomes climbs out of the prison while Michael uses his powers against prison guards and steals a coat from one of them. Toomes thanks Michael for breaking him out and tells him he's putting a team together (Sinister Six) and wants Michael to join. Michael declines and uses his super speed to take him to New York.
  
  
• We also see Mac Gargin (Michael Mando) break out and meet up with Toomes. Cletus Kasady (Woody Harrelson) also runs off. Thankfully his hair no longer resembles Sideshow Bob and looks more like a mop and slightly less red. It still looks like a wig but it's better than what he had in Venom.
  
  
• Morbius finds Loxias Crown in New York, who reveals that the skeleton was once him and he's a reincarnation and he needs Morbius to complete a ritual so he can live forever without reincarnating and become all powerful.
  
  
• Morbius's costume forms around him and he fights Loxias. They're mostly flying the whole time, the fight reminded me a lot of the fight from the end of Chronicle. Morbius is able to defeat Crown by reading one of his tattoos, which allows him to suck the life out of Crown. Morbius grows until he's 9ft tall and starts roaring at everyone around but Bancroft calms him down until he's normal Michael again.
  
  
• Michael escapes before police arrive and takes off his costume. On the way he passes the Spider-Man poster tagged "MURDERER" and unlike in the trailer the picture used resembles the Homecoming suit instead of the Raimi suit.
  
  
• The film ends with Michael and Bancroft at Niko's funeral while Stroud watches in the distance. Cut to Morbius jumping across New York. The final shot is Morbius on a billboard showing a Peter Parker WANTED sign.
  
  
• There are no end credit scenes.
  

 

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