World of Warcraft: Cataclysm

Kronpas1997 · 17/8/09

I figured out how Ogrimmar gets destroyed in Cataclysm!

At the beginning of Cataclysm Exodar will be rebuilt, they have been fixing it for the past 3+ years i think they should be done by now, they have also hired a new pilot named Tassadar. Who was remembered as the hero who defeated the Zerg as Exodar flew by that planet on the way to Azeroth. The repaired Exodar's first flight would be to fly over Orgrimmar on its way to Ironforge to help the Gnomes rebuild Gnomeregan. This is around the time that Druids have regained their ability to fly over Kalimdor and Eastern Kingdoms. To celebrate they were flaunting their abilities over all the cities of Azeroth. Unfortunately radar technology has not been developed enough to pick up birds and other small flying mammals and many druids were sucked into Exodars engines causing it to explode and crash into Orgimmar. The massive crater that was formed quickly filled in with water from the ocean. Thrall was returning from a hunting trip and saw the massive crater, deciding that he wasn't rebuilding Orgrimmar again, resigned. Welcome to Cataclysm!
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Eluna · 17/8/09

^ hay x]
cười đau bụng luôn.

Xenogear · 17/8/09

tưởng org bị liên bang sô viết thả bom tsar xuống chứ bị tassadarlais lái ẩu mà chết hơi nhục [-x

Catnarok · 17/8/09

Garrosh in full swing would be entertainment. It would be like a virtual version of the Bush administration.

1) Garrosh becomes the leader of the Horde. As we all know, he's a warmonger. He also believes that Orcs are superior in strength to Humans.
2) The Horde's relationship with the Eastern Kingdoms has never been great - in fact, it has deteriorated since the Battle for Mount Hyjal.
3) Garrosh wants to transform this 'new Horde' to his ideals, so he the best rallying tactic: Fear.
4) Everyone gets shocked, a date to remember, as an unexpected and cowardly attack from the Eastern Kingdoms takes down everyone's beloved bovine leader Cairne.
5) The Horde are scared - they might be next. Garrosh uses this opportunity to declare war on the Alliance. A War on Terrorism.
6) Garrosh is proud as his armies raze Alliance settlements, innocent or otherwise. Where the senior Hellscream failed, he succeeded years later.
7) The Goblins see this as an opportunity for profit, and join the Horde in 'reconstructing the lands they ravaged', in the process taking precious resources they don't deserve from the East. They even increase the price for Demolisher oil.
The Horde eventually gets tired of war a few years later and begins to question Garrosh's leadership skills.
9) When they realize Garrosh has no exit strategy to the War with the Alliance, and the fact that he was never as eloquent as Thrall, they begin to make fun of him incessantly. They even begin to feel embarrassed about having him as their leader.
10) Garrosh realizes this, an adopts a scheme called "Alliance Alert Level", where green means 'no threat from Alliance', and red means 'probable chance of Alliance attacks'.
11) In the event that his popularity drops, Garrosh can increase the Alliance Alert Level to red, and restate his plans of 'success' and having 'a majority of troops withdrawn from Stormwind by late next spring'.
12) Rumors since Cairne's death about who were the real culprits resurface and begin spreading again like wildfire - with a conspiracy by Garrosh and his profit-mongering Goblins as the lead topic - murdering Cairne and blaming it on someone else for their sole benefits.
13) Word of the Gnomes and their Weapons of Mass Destruction seem to have been forgotten. Word of an interment camp off the coast of Durotar with Orcish guards torturing and abusing humans become widespread.
14) Garrosh keeps losing popularity until a young Troll from some tribal land far, far away, probably like Sen'jin, rises through the ranks of the Horde to become the next leader. He is backed by the popular Saurfang and Thrall himself, as he is socialist.
15) His race to become the new Warchief grips the attention of a nation longing for CHANGE.
16) The Horde finally get their promised 'change', in the midst of an economic crisis and the ongoing occupation of the Eastern Kingdoms.
17) The Horde was so used to complaining about their leadership that they pinpoint everything they can about this young Troll leader - such as the authenticity of his origin (was his parents Horde, or were they never inducted until later), to his healthcare plans.

It'll probably be the next expansion after this.
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This guy just won the whole internet

your_final_fantasy · 17/8/09

viết thế này nhiều người ko hiểu đâu

ôi lồng kết với thực tế thật là chuẩn mực

s1lverghost · 17/8/09

Sao giống Bush với Obama thế lolz!

qwow · 17/8/09

Bush Orc?
Troll Putin?

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lí đí · 17/8/09

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=19378788063&sid=1
pretty much sum this up

Xenogear · 17/8/09

tại sao thằng malfurion lại được quyền chọn guardian of tirisfal chứ k0 phải dalaran?

lí đí · 17/8/09

Thế nên bọn nó mới bảo fake
Và 1 số đứa đang bảo là với cuốn novel Stormrage do Knnak viết sắp ra thì nhiều trò vui có thể xảy ra lắm

Xenogear · 17/8/09

Có lẽ exp tiếp theo sẽ liên quan đến emerald realm nhiều hơn
nghe có vẻ có logic deathwing chính là nightmare trong emerald realm

X-men3 · 17/8/09

nói chung tất cả vẫn chỉ là tin đồn ma thôi, vẫn chưa có bất kỳ động tĩnh gì của blizzard cả

Riku · 17/8/09

Thế Archimonde ngủ quên luôn trong đó rồi à?

Xenogear · 17/8/09

biết đâu archimonde chết thật rồi
mà nếu nói archimonde thì sargeras còn có lý hơn

lí đí · 17/8/09

mình lại nhớ là old god corrupt
Nói chung là 4 ngày nữa thôi

Catnarok · 17/8/09

Old god bị titans đập cho què từ hồi trong trứng nước rồi có corrupt bao giờ đâu

lí đí · 17/8/09

Uh thế Deathwing rồi Ulduar các thứ là tự nhiên nổi điên ah [-x

Xenogear · 17/8/09

bị nhốt thôi, 2 thằng tỉnh dậy quậy tứ tung rồi còn gì

Catnarok · 17/8/09

Nó evil sẵn rồi, làm sao bị corrupted dc nữa [-x

Xenogear · 17/8/09

nó corrupt đứa khác thằng nub [-x

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