Đâu cần dùng clone, chỉ cần nhắm mắt thiền định là dc.
Thường thì phải mất vài phút mới vào dc Sage Mode khi thiền, đằng này anh ấy mất có 1 giây!.
Giải thích về việc không có thời gian channeling có lẽ là Nar đã tu thành chính quả bật Sage Mode ngay tức thì được và thậm chí là trong trạng thái bị disable bởi cái bóng của bố shikamaru
Hy vọng với sự imba này anh không thọt trong tay Madara
sasuke ăn chakra bomb xong mất zin luôn[spoil]I can imagine the war will go like this :
Kakashi nearly get killed by 7 sword man , Naruto stopped them . Naruto goes Kyuubi mode , his charka goes to 9001 , everyone sh!t brix and all the white zetsu vanish cause they cant handle the awesomeness , the war stop for a moment . Some endless mindless talking of Naruto about "Im gonna stop the war this and stop the hatred that" . After like 2 chapters with full of flashbacks from Naruto , he suddenly makes his move : "Cry like a blonde on fire" no jutsu , all the Edo tensei corpses got mindfked and collapse one by one , Itachi's final words : "Save my brother" , Nagato :"That's more like it :O" .
Kabuto goes rampage and come to the war in person , He summons Jiraiya!!!!!!! Naruto like "WTF" and cry even harder while letting Jiraiya kicking his ass .A while later Tsunade shows herself , after a fight with full of flashback and tsunade's talk about how close they were when they were in 1 team , Tsunade hug Jiraiya and tell him she loves him . Jiraiya RIP after and tell people that his always dream wasn't something about peace or getting a retarded student like naruto but having Tsunade as his slave . After Jiraiya went to heaven , Tsunade die as well cause the fight against Jiraiya . But she played her role perfectly so she die with a smile on her face (And she probably will say something about the future that something we all know)
At the same time , The Orochimaru in Kabuto awakened and feel so horrible about what he has done to his teacher and teammates in the past . and BOOM!!! Kabuto die
Madara fight naruto by himself , put up a good fight with like , ehh... 4 chapters . Well , what do u expect ? he took sasuke from naruto , ofc naruto will go super saiyan to fight him . while on the verge of death , Madara use a suicide attack , so powerful that naruto will die if get hit too . But before it hit any1 , sasuke came stop the jutsu and killed madara *ss with new EMS , claiming Naruto is his prey and only he is allowed to kill naruto .
After a 3 chapters long fight , the weaken Naruto is losing . He has no chance but to use his Final and secret jutsu that he trained secretly after he got the idea from Rasengan : Charka Bomb No Jutsu . The jutsu gather every charka from people on earth and become a big *ss charka ball . Naruto throw it , Sasuke tried his best to prevent it but failed . Thank to his EMS , he didn't die but lost all the charka/ems/virginity . Seeing he is no longer a ninja , he picks up his sword and about to commit suicide but Naruto save the day , AGAIN!
Sasuke cry and beg naruto to take his worthless life away . Suddenly from Naruto mouth fly out a dozen of crows . The crows tranform to Itachi and says something like "Stop being emo and get laid so u can rebuild the Uchiha clan , moron" . Sasuke and Naruto hug each other (And kiss , if u're into Yaoi) . The war end . (P/s: if any1 wonder about black Zetsu , he probably die while peeping other's fights , like usual)
3 years later , Uchiha clan got a ton kids thank to Sasuke being an *sshole and r*pe any girl he saw in sight , they build a freaking statue at the center to memory him(He died because of get laid too much or AIDS or got beaten up by people which he stole their gf for all i care) . Naruto becomes Hokage after the war , he married Hinata but they couldn't have kid since Hinata always faint when she sees naruto on bed and Naruto is so stupid and busy with Hokage job that he doesnt have time to research or find out what he can do with his "stick" . Sakura married Sai and go to a countryside , happily live with sai's money from selling nude pictures on ebay . Chouji marry Ino , Shika with Temari , Kakashi continue teaching new students . The Zetsus that still in the cave become Emperor Qin's Terracotta Army as we can see nowaday . HAPPY ENDING FOR ALL !!!!!!!!!
Well , sorry about the broken English
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Jiraiya RIP after and tell people that his always dream wasn't something about peace or getting a retarded student like naruto but having Tsunade as his slave
và thế éo nào lại ra cái nàyMadara use a suicide attack
Quả này vô địchThe Zetsus that still in the cave become Emperor Qin's Terracotta Army as we can see nowaday
[spoil]I can imagine the war will go like this :
Kakashi nearly get killed by 7 sword man , Naruto stopped them . Naruto goes Kyuubi mode , his charka goes to 9001 , everyone sh!t brix and all the white zetsu vanish cause they cant handle the awesomeness , the war stop for a moment . Some endless mindless talking of Naruto about "Im gonna stop the war this and stop the hatred that" . After like 2 chapters with full of flashbacks from Naruto , he suddenly makes his move : "Cry like a blonde on fire" no jutsu , all the Edo tensei corpses got mindfked and collapse one by one , Itachi's final words : "Save my brother" , Nagato :"That's more like it :O" .
Kabuto goes rampage and come to the war in person , He summons Jiraiya!!!!!!! Naruto like "WTF" and cry even harder while letting Jiraiya kicking his ass .A while later Tsunade shows herself , after a fight with full of flashback and tsunade's talk about how close they were when they were in 1 team , Tsunade hug Jiraiya and tell him she loves him . Jiraiya RIP after and tell people that his always dream wasn't something about peace or getting a retarded student like naruto but having Tsunade as his slave . After Jiraiya went to heaven , Tsunade die as well cause the fight against Jiraiya . But she played her role perfectly so she die with a smile on her face (And she probably will say something about the future that something we all know)
At the same time , The Orochimaru in Kabuto awakened and feel so horrible about what he has done to his teacher and teammates in the past . and BOOM!!! Kabuto die
Madara fight naruto by himself , put up a good fight with like , ehh... 4 chapters . Well , what do u expect ? he took sasuke from naruto , ofc naruto will go super saiyan to fight him . while on the verge of death , Madara use a suicide attack , so powerful that naruto will die if get hit too . But before it hit any1 , sasuke came stop the jutsu and killed madara *ss with new EMS , claiming Naruto is his prey and only he is allowed to kill naruto .
After a 3 chapters long fight , the weaken Naruto is losing . He has no chance but to use his Final and secret jutsu that he trained secretly after he got the idea from Rasengan : Charka Bomb No Jutsu . The jutsu gather every charka from people on earth and become a big *ss charka ball . Naruto throw it , Sasuke tried his best to prevent it but failed . Thank to his EMS , he didn't die but lost all the charka/ems/virginity . Seeing he is no longer a ninja , he picks up his sword and about to commit suicide but Naruto save the day , AGAIN!
Sasuke cry and beg naruto to take his worthless life away . Suddenly from Naruto mouth fly out a dozen of crows . The crows tranform to Itachi and says something like "Stop being emo and get laid so u can rebuild the Uchiha clan , moron" . Sasuke and Naruto hug each other (And kiss , if u're into Yaoi) . The war end . (P/s: if any1 wonder about black Zetsu , he probably die while peeping other's fights , like usual)
3 years later , Uchiha clan got a ton kids thank to Sasuke being an *sshole and r*pe any girl he saw in sight , they build a freaking statue at the center to memory him(He died because of get laid too much or AIDS or got beaten up by people which he stole their gf for all i care) . Naruto becomes Hokage after the war , he married Hinata but they couldn't have kid since Hinata always faint when she sees naruto on bed and Naruto is so stupid and busy with Hokage job that he doesnt have time to research or find out what he can do with his "stick" . Sakura married Sai and go to a countryside , happily live with sai's money from selling nude pictures on ebay . Chouji marry Ino , Shika with Temari , Kakashi continue teaching new students . The Zetsus that still in the cave become Emperor Qin's Terracotta Army as we can see nowaday . HAPPY ENDING FOR ALL !!!!!!!!!
Well , sorry about the broken English
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lmao"Stop being emo and get laid so u can rebuild the Uchiha clan , moron"
After like 2 chapters with full of flashbacks from Naruto , he suddenly makes his move : "Cry like a blonde on fire" no jutsu , all the Edo tensei corpses got mindfked and collapse one by one , Itachi's final words : "Save my brother" , Nagato :"That's more like it :O" .
Jiraiya RIP after and tell people that his always dream wasn't something about peace or getting a retarded student like naruto but having Tsunade as his slave
The crows tranform to Itachi and says something like "Stop being emo and get laid so u can rebuild the Uchiha clan , moron" . Sasuke and Naruto hug each other (And kiss , if u're into Yaoi) . The war end .
Naruto becomes Hokage after the war , he married Hinata but they couldn't have kid since Hinata always faint when she sees naruto on bed and Naruto is so stupid and busy with Hokage job that he doesnt have time to research or find out what he can do with his "stick"
The Zetsus that still in the cave become Emperor Qin's Terracotta Army as we can see nowaday .
Thank to his EMS , he didn't die but lost all the charka/ems/virginity
The Zetsus that still in the cave become Emperor Qin's Terracotta Army as we can see nowaday .